“Never let go.”

(Source: i-keep-it-classy)

lychgate:

no way guys

★ Favorite Video Games: Borderlands 2

“It’s cute that y’all think think you’re the heroes of this little adventure, but you’re not.”

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

(Source: illkim)

milesjai:

ALL THE EXPRESSIONS

loveliveaisha:

The beginning of the end of Amanda Bynes

assgod:

(Source: awkward-elevator)

henriksaves:

mohara07:

always-kbex:

phoenix-cry:

quimbycub:

eurovisiondenmark:

toxeh:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

I’m giggling like an idiot help. 

Hahahhaha I feel like this every time I speak german in school. IT’S AWESOME!

Can we just talk about how an ambulance is called a “Kraken Wagon”?

No, no, it’s “Krankenwagen”.

Also, that’s because we’re special, yo. ;P

Why does everyone think that we shout everything? :D

I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO YOU (THE NETHERLANDS) YOU DO ALWAYS SHOUT!!! I CAN HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY IN THE WEST!!!!

Lmao

LMFAO

(Source: polynumerous)